In the battle of Good Versus Evil, our Heroic angel must wage constant war against a Dark adversary who's always trying to Bone Oil-Bae.
She loves the attention, only rewarding POPs with a kiss after temporarily vanquishing Blue-Toes. Like, you'd think she'd break him off at least one crumb of Puss', I mean, CUH MAWN Oil-Bae!
*pssst, she always goes back for more B'Toes*
Commemorate all your unrequited chaste love affairs in this FUNK-A-LICIOUS Victor Cayro original, stare your SIMP arc in the mirror and shoot the glass.
We got this fam, Lezz Fugging Go HOURS.
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