I was actually born on the forest moon of Endor. After genetic manipulation to increase my intelligence, and receiving arm and leg extensions, I am now an X-Wing Pilot and founding member of the infamous Wraith Squadron!

That guy's wise! Now you can wear my silly self-portrait everywhere you go! The carbon freezing chamber on Bespin! The trash compactor on the first Death Star! Or, discovering a new definition of pain and suffering while being digested for a thousand years in the belly of the Sarlacc!

Impressive! Most impressive!