Disappointed Jesus Shirt

Disappointed Jesus Shirt

$20.00

When divine patience finally hits its limit.

This design features a bold neon-style Jesus graphic with retro synthwave colors, glowing cosmic energy, and the brutally honest caption:

I DIED FOR YOUR SINS
NOT YOUR BULLSHIT

Perfect for fans of dark humor, religious satire, sarcastic shirts, adult jokes, gaming buddies, and anyone whose spiritual energy is currently running on fumes. It is loud, colorful, inappropriate enough to make grandma squint, and somehow still kind of glorious.

Wear it when you are feeling forgiven, exhausted, and absolutely done with everyones nonsense.

Unisex Tee (Gildan 5000)
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Product Info
Fit Guide
  • 5.3 oz/yd 100% cotton*
  • Unisex sizing / Classic fit
  • Mid-weight fabric / Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Tear away label
Heather colors, Graphite Heather, Safety colors,Tweed, Blackberry, Lilac, Midnight, Neon colors & Sunset: 50/50 cotton/polyester.
Antique colors & Sport Grey : 90/10 cotton/polyester.
Ash Grey: 99/1 cotton/polyester.
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Body Length28"29"30"31"32"33"34"35"
Body Length Tolerance± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"
Chest Width (Laid Flat)18"20"22"24"26"28"30"32"
Chest Tolerance± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"