Greetings ghosts and ghouls,

Prepare for detonation.
This isnt just another weed-themed shirt, its a full-blown *"cannabinoid catastrophe*", the rarest strain ever rolled into cotton.

5 Minutes to Midnight Munchies is the latest blast in the Japanese bootleg series, featuring a bomb-riding outlaw so potent he should come with a fallout radius.

The kanji up top reads **Divine Wind,** but every smoker whos faced this legendary strain knows exactly what it really means:
This weed hits like a bomb.
Hard. Relentless. Unforgiving.

Born in a grow room glowing hotter than Chernobyl, our radioactive cowboy tips his hat and rides a warhead straight into midnight munchie territory. One rip, one puff, one slow exhale and your mind is strapped to a nuclear delivery system headed past the stratosphere.

Perfect for stoner artists, bootleg collectors, Japanese retro lovers, and anyone who enjoys their highs loud, weird, and weaponized. Wear it to conventions, smoke sessions, or any place where people appreciate reality-bending strains and cartoon chaos.

High yield.
Zero survivors.
Welcome to the blast zone.