Buy this shirt or become cat food. (No, really.) According to Icelandic folklore, the Jolakotturinn (or "Yule Cat") prowls the snowy countryside eating anyone who didn't receive new clothes for Christmas. Think of this as your insurance policy against the giant murder-kitty. You're welcome.

Printed on a Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee, this design offers the perfect blend of comfort, durability, and standout style.