"SNIKT!"

"Alright, bub... listen up."

"You see this shirt? That's me on one of my good days. The days where the claws come out, the bad guys run, and somebody's insurance premiums go through the roof."

"It's got everything you need: claws, rage, questionable life choices, and a big ol' SNIKT right across the front so folks know exactly what kind of trouble they're dealing with."

"Wear it to the gym. Wear it to the bar. Wear it while brooding alone in the woods. I don't care."

"What I do know is this: if you're the kind of person who gets knocked down and gets back up meaner than before, this shirt's for you."

"Now quit starin' and buy the damn thing before Sabretooth gets the last one."

SNIKT!
The official shirt of healing factors, bad attitudes, and solving problems the Canadian way.