THE WALKING BREAD

THE WALKING BREAD

$20.00

The apocalypse is here... and it's delicious.

When a slice of bread rises from the dead, there's only one thing on its moldy mind: GRRRAINS! Part horror parody, part bakery disaster, The Walking Bread is the perfect shirt for fans of zombies, carbs, and terrible puns.

Featuring a shambling undead slice fresh from the toaster of doom, this design asks the important question: What if your sandwich wanted to eat you?

Perfect for horror fans, bakers, survivors, and anyone who believes laughter is the best thing since sliced bread.

Just remember: in a world overrun by the undead, trust no loaf. They're coming for your grains.

Unisex Tee (Gildan 5000)
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Product Info
Fit Guide
  • 5.3 oz/yd 100% cotton*
  • Unisex sizing / Classic fit
  • Mid-weight fabric / Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Tear away label
Heather colors, Graphite Heather, Safety colors,Tweed, Blackberry, Lilac, Midnight, Neon colors & Sunset: 50/50 cotton/polyester.
Antique colors & Sport Grey : 90/10 cotton/polyester.
Ash Grey: 99/1 cotton/polyester.
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Body Length28"29"30"31"32"33"34"35"
Body Length Tolerance± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"
Chest Width (Laid Flat)18"20"22"24"26"28"30"32"
Chest Tolerance± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"± 1"